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Current list of requests. To jump the queue contribute to the beer fund. Queue is sorted in descending order by contribution amount, then order received. Read the Free page entirely before submitting a request.

  • I love the pensive artist in your header. I’m a writer and often find myself in that same pose. Would it be possible to get something like that but resembling me? I understand it couldn’t be a portrait. Maybe just the back of a man’s brunette head?
  • Totem Tattoo revision
  • 69 Olds Drag Car in caricature style
  • Midcentury Modern Chair
  • Brontosaurus – I’d love a Brontosaurus. From the side. Not picky, would just love a dinosaur in my cubicle.
  • Virgin Mary – Wow, is this for real or an April Fools’ joke? I’d love a drawing of a pregnant Virgin Mary, looking sad…maybe a single tear. I’m not a religious nut job, I swear.
  • Dueling pirate and robot. Interested to see your interpretation!
  • Vengeful Mutant Cross-dressing Cockroach
  • Pirate ship with sheep on it
  • Bluebird perched on the number twenty-two
  • A pre-fab home (for one person) in a forest
  • Something with “penguin xing” (like deer xing) theme
  • Can you do a messenger pigeon in flight?
  • Louie Anderson looking really serious and focused, maybe with sweat dripping down.
  • Rai, the Valiant comics character.
  • Gorilla in the room
  • A pirate…maybe with a parrot on his shoulder.
  • I’d love a picture of a cat (tortoiseshell if you can! but really any cat) curled up and sleeping on the keyboard of an open laptop computer.
  • This one’s a maybe. Not sure my man genes would enable me to do it justice. The Amazing Lactator! Fecund. Fierce. Affectionate. She has a baby on her back and a breast pump on her side. She has large breasts and hips. She does not wear heels. She battles office politics, chauvinism, and ignorance.
  • Gladly. Illustration for my masthead for the month of May. http://www.keenthings.blogspot.com
  • I would LOVE a drawing of either the Millenium Falcon, or a Stegosaurus. Whichever is easiest. Or perhaps a combination of the two?
  • I really like your tree drawings, trees look so simple to draw but they are really so complex. my favorite tree is a sycamore because of the different shades on the trunks and bark, they stand out so in the forest.

REJECTED my poodles Bon Bon and Teeny
REJECTED Siamese cat. In no particular setting.

Sorry. No offense, but I just don’t want to be the guy who draws peoples pets. The cat on the keyboard is ok. That’s just a cat on a keyboard, which is kinda cool, not just a cat.

COMPLETE Rat
COMPLETE Compass
COMPLETE Flying robot
COMPLETE I was hoping you could draw a nest of eggs, with one hatched in the middle and a silly looking bird with glasses sticking it’s head out. Don’t know if that’s too complicated for the free section, but here’s to hoping! Thanks a bunch.
COMPLETE A robot – however you want it to be.
COMPLETE I would be ever so pleased if you would draw a picture of an aluminum lawn chair (the kind that has (often ugly) vinyl webbing which frays as it ages).
COMPLETE I have a graphic design portfolio online, and I always wanted a image for my 404 / not-found page. Could you draw a magnifying glass over a few pieces of paper?